Girl killed after running onto Calif. freeway →
What kind of parents allow their little girl to get out of the car to get some stupid clothes that flew off the freeway?!?! Once it flies off, you’re pretty much shit out of luck; just buy new clothes or whatever. Definitely not worth losing a life for, geezus. Idiots.
collegehumor: Sheridan College Re-enacts ‘Recess’ Intro It’s just like in that episode of Recess. You know the one, all of them.
How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the... →
fuckyeahlost: Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring...